I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number of times I succeed and the number of times I succeed is in direct proportion to the number of times I can fail and keep on trying.
I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.
E.L. Or if, uh, you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place.
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it, science
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce, and gives it some of the grace of tragedy.
I guess grace doesn't have to be logical. If it did, it wouldn't be grace.
Love is the mistaken belief that one woman differs from another.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Rough wind, that moanest loudGrief too sad for songWild wind, when sullen cloudKnells all the night longSad storm, whose tears are vain,Bare woods, whose branches strain,Deep caves and dreary main, - Wail, for the world's wrong
Do you want to know who you are Don't ask. Act Action will delineate and define you.
In war there is no substitute for victory.
Oh sleep It is a gentle thing, Beloved from pole to pole.
Though force can protect in emergency, only justice, fairness, consideration and co-operation can finally lead men to the dawn of eternal peace.
Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.
This is, I say, the time for all good men not to go to the aid of their party, but to come to the aid of their country.
Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.
Prove all things hold fast that which is good.
Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.