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The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.
No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear.
There are too many people, and too few human beings.
Success in business requires training and discipline and hard work. But if you're not frightened by these things, the opportunities are just as great today as they ever were.
I do not believe in the immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics to be an exclusively human concern without any superhuman authority behind it.
Don't fall before you're pushed.
Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can.
In attempts to improve your character, know what is in your power and what is beyond it.
Fashion, which elevates the bad to the level of the good, subsqequently turns its back on bad and good alike.
The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.
The deeper the sorrow the less tongue it hath.
What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.
When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said, gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end then stop.'
Adversity draws men together and produces beauty and harmony in life's relationships, just as the cold of winter produces ice-flowers on the window-panes, which vanish with the warmth.
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
You cannot eat your cake and have your cake.
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.