If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Unless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense.
We must face the fact that the preservation of individual freedom is incompatible with a full satisfaction of our views of distributive justice.
What plays the mischief with the truth is that men will insist upon the universal application of a temporary feeling or opinion.
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
I am only one but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something I will not refuse to do something I can do.
All happy families resemble one another, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Anything more than the truth would be too much.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
We pass the word around we ponder how the case is put by different people, we read the poetry we meditate over the literature we play the music we change our minds we reach an understanding. Society evolves this way, not by shouting each other down, but by the unique capacity of unique, individual human beings to comprehend each other.
I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket.
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
The truth, as the light, makes blind.
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken in when they marry . It is, of all transactions, the one in which people expect most from others, and are least honest themselves.
Henry Kissinger may have wished I had presented him as a combination of Charles DeGaulle and Disraeli, but I didn't. . .out of respect for DeGaulle and Disraeli. I described him as a cowboy because thats how he described himself. If I were a cowboy I would be offended.
Nigel You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of - Marty What do you call this Nigel Well, this piece is called Lick My Love Pump.
Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When a storm approaches thee, be as fragrant as a sweet-smelling flower.
If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.