Confucius Say ... Ulcers aren`t the result of what you eat. You get ulcers from what`s eating you.
Confucius Say ... The biggest room you have, is the room for improvement.
Confucius Say ... It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.
Confucius Say ... He who hesitates is probably right.
Confucius Say ... Husbands are like fires...they go out when left unattended.
Confucius Say ... A man may be a fool and not know it... but not if he is married.
Confucius Say ... Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time.
Confucius Say ... Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
Confucius Say ... A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
Confucius Say ... Girl who slides down bannister, makes monkey shine.
Confucius Say ... A wise man makes sure that his wife`s birthday cake is short one candle.
Confucius Say ... The only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.
Confucius Say ... “Man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball”
Confucius Say ... The only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back, is a police horse.
Confucius Say ... He who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing
Confucius Say ... A woman can humiliate any man by simply saying Hold my purse.
Confucius Say ... Bad singers break into song because they can`t find the key.
Confucius Say ... .... Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Confucius Say ... Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand
Confucius Say ... Heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.