Confucius Say ... Some people are like blisters. They don`t show up until the work is done.
Confucius Say ... If you open the door to a lesser evil, a greater one will slink in after it.
Confucius Say ... Prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.
Confucius Say ... To circumcise a whale, send down four skin divers.
Confucius Say ... Sumo Wrestling is survival of the fattest.
Confucius Say ... If woman meets a bachelor who thinks he`s God`s gift, she should exchange him.
Confucius Say ... An Austrailian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.
Confucius Say ... The useless skin around a penis is called a man.
Confucius Say ... Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
Confucius Say ... If you can`t be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.
Confucius Say ... Deaf people have phone sex by fax.
Confucius Say ... Character is like a fence...it cannot be strengthened by whitewash.
Confucius Say ... A gay man with diarrhea is called juicy fruit!
Confucius Say ... Epileptic lettuce farmer makes Seizure Salad.
Confucius Say ... Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Confucius Say ... Man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.
Confucius Say ... It`s not how deep you fish, it`s how you wiggle your worm.
Confucius Say ... Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
Confucius Say ... Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.
Confucius Say ... Couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.