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Confucius Say ... The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Confucius Say ... A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don`t get it.

Confucius Say ... Woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

Confucius Say ... Happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

Confucius Say ... He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

Confucius Say ... Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

Confucius Say ... A Greek tampon is called Abzorba the Leak.

Confucius Say ... Virgin like balloon...one prick, all gone.

Confucius Say ... A handkerchief should be called Cold storage.

Confucius Say ... Wise man buy prunes...get good run for money

Confucius Say ... A virgin, sleeping on a waterbed is called `cherry float`.

Confucius Say ... If men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

Confucius Say ... Sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

Confucius Say ... Learn to masturbate--come in handy.

Confucius Say ... A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

Confucius Say ... Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble

Confucius Say ... The palest ink is better than the best memory.

Confucius Say ... Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent

Confucius Say ... Tact is the unsaid part of what you`re thinking. Confusious say... Dog may be man`s best friend, but pussy not far behind.

Confucius Say ... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.