Confucius Say ... An Impotent Loser is a man who can`t even get his hopes up.
Confucius Say ... Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
Confucius Say ... Virgin like balloon...one prick, all gone.
Confucius Say ... He who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing
Confucius Say ... It is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.
Confucius Say ... People having gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up.
Confucius Say ... A drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic
Confucius Say ... Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.
Confucius Say ... Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Confucius Say ... Gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.
Confucius Say ... man who sink into woman`s arms soon have arms in woman`s sink
Confucius Say ... An egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
Confucius Say ... To ignore the facts, does not change the facts.
Confucius Say ... Banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.
Confucius Say ... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Confucius Say ... The best defense against rape, is to beat off the attacker.
Confucius Say ... Sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, `Stroke of Genius`.
Confucius Say ... A flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee
Confucius Say ... Nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.
Confucius Say ... He who stick head in open window, gets pane in neck.