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Confucius Say ... Christmas trees are like priests...Their balls are just for decoration.

Confucius Say ... A wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won`t trust him to wash it.

Confucius Say ... Heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

Confucius Say ... A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

Confucius Say ... Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand

Confucius Say ... If You look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

Confucius Say ... Man who mix poison ivy with four leaf clover, have rash of good luck.

Confucius Say ... Women are like convertables. They`re both more fun with their top down.

Confucius Say ... A Rubix cube is like a penis. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

Confucius Say ... An enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

Confucius Say ... the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut

Confucius Say ... Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

Confucius Say ... Early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy... but a social loser.

Confucius Say ... Independent porno movie producers should form new company called, 20th Century-Fux

Confucius Say ... A perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

Confucius Say ... Woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers

Confucius Say ... Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

Confucius Say ... Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Confucius Say ... Man with one foot on `yesterday` and one foot on `tomorrow` will end up pissing on `today`.

Confucius Say ... Girl who slides down bannister, makes monkey shine.