Confucius Say ... To make a long story short, don`t tell it.
Confucius Say ... Knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.
Confucius Say ... Never argue with a fool...he may be doing the same thing.
Confucius Say ... Karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.
Confucius Say ... Happiness is not a destination, but a manner of traveling.
Confucius Say ... New wives are like computers...they go down unexpectedly.
Confucius Say ... Action may not always bring happiness; but there is not happiness without action.
Confucius Say ... Dalmatians can`t play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.
Confucius Say ... When you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
Confucius Say ... An Arch Criminal is one who robs shoe stores.
Confucius Say ... A smile is like tight underwear ... it makes your cheeks go up.
Confucius Say ... `Tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall
Confucius Say ... Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Confucius Say ... The supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.
Confucius Say ... Man who kisses girl`s behind, get a crack in the face.
Confucius Say ... Woman who wear something from Victoria`s Secret, have no more secrets.
Confucius Say ... Butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.
Confucius Say ... Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
Confucius Say ... Man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.
Confucius Say ... A verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called Sperm Wail.