Confucius Say ... Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
Confucius Say ... He who eats ice cream in car, is a Sundae Driver
Confucius Say ... Man who give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach will Abdicate.
Confucius Say ... Jokes become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.
Confucius Say ... Patience is a naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.
Confucius Say ... A woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.
Confucius Say ... He who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing
Confucius Say ... Sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, `Stroke of Genius`.
Confucius Say ... Woman who wear something from Victoria`s Secret, have no more secrets.
Confucius Say ... If you can`t be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.
Confucius Say ... Man who pulls on woman`s bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.
Confucius Say ... Man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.
Confucius Say ... The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
Confucius Say ... Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
Confucius Say ... The biggest room you have, is the room for improvement.
Confucius Say ... A 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.
Confucius Say ... Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Confucius Say ... Prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.
Confucius Say ... A verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called Sperm Wail.
Confucius Say ... Woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.