Confucius Say ... Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
Confucius Say ... Man who get hit by car,get that run down feeling
Confucius Say ... When TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.
Confucius Say ... Just because men have one, doesn`t mean they have to be one.
Confucius Say ... He who light the fuse of love, get big bang.
Confucius Say ... Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
Confucius Say ... Ratio of an igloo`s circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi
Confucius Say ... Blowing into a blonde`s ear is called Data transfer
Confucius Say ... Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
Confucius Say ... He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.
Confucius Say ... Man who masturbate only screwing himself.
Confucius Say ... A chicken is the result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.
Confucius Say ... the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut
Confucius Say ... If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.
Confucius Say ... A bachelor is a man who comes to work from a different direction each morning.
Confucius Say ... A kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius Say ... Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car.
Confucius Say ... Man with one foot on `yesterday` and one foot on `tomorrow` will end up pissing on `today`.
Confucius Say ... The difference between pink and purple, is your grip.
Confucius Say ... Man who run behind car get exhausted