Confucius Say ... Tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.
Confucius Say ... An award winning dentist will be given a little plaque
Confucius Say ... Putting teenager in prison, won`t stop his face from breaking out.
Confucius Say ... If a soda can goes to college, it will take fizz ed.
Confucius Say ... Happiness is not a destination, but a manner of traveling.
Confucius Say ... Mummys who take vacation, will relax and unwind.
Confucius Say ... He who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.
Confucius Say ... Man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.
Confucius Say ... Butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.
Confucius Say ... Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things.
Confucius Say ... A virgin, sleeping on a waterbed is called `cherry float`.
Confucius Say ... An Egotist a person more interested in himself than in me.
Confucius Say ... Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.
Confucius Say ... Never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.
Confucius Say ... It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Confucius Say ... For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.
Confucius Say ... Girl who go on fishing trip with 6 men, come back with red snapper.
Confucius Say ... The best time to go to the dentist is tooth hurty.
Confucius Say ... Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants !
Confucius Say ... Crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.