Confucius Say ... The difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.
Confucius Say ... To get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house
Confucius Say ... Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
Confucius Say ... If you want your dreams to come true, don`t oversleep.
Confucius Say ... Lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic
Confucius Say ... Men are like Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Confucius Say ... Half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon
Confucius Say ... House without toilet is uncanny.
Confucius Say ... When you`ve seen one shopping center, you`ve seen a mall.
Confucius Say ... It`s OK for Schoolboy to masturbate, as long as it`s not against his Principal.
Confucius Say ... The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Confucius Say ... Women are like convertables. They`re both more fun with their top down.
Confucius Say ... Man who want to catch a bra, should set a boobie trap.
Confucius Say ... A virgin on waterbed is called a cherry float.
Confucius Say ... Woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up
Confucius Say ... Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble
Confucius Say ... If you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!
Confucius Say ... Woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.
Confucius Say ... Always wear camouflage condoms: They won`t see you coming.
Confucius Say ... Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent