Confucius Say ... Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Confucius Say ... “Show off always shown up in showdown.
Confucius Say ... Pedophiles love Halloween because of Free home delivery.
Confucius Say ... If man doesn`t try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.
Confucius Say ... Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong
Confucius Say ... Always wear Stealth condoms...they`ll never see you coming.
Confucius Say ... Man who give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach will Abdicate.
Confucius Say ... Butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.
Confucius Say ... To reuse a condom, turn it inside out and shake the f*ck out of it
Confucius Say ... Ulcers aren`t the result of what you eat. You get ulcers from what`s eating you.
Confucius Say ... Woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up
Confucius Say ... A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
Confucius Say ... The only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.
Confucius Say ... If you don`t want anyone to get your goat, don`t let them know where you have it tied.
Confucius Say ... Part-time bandleaders should be called `semi-conductors`.
Confucius Say ... Woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.
Confucius Say ... Man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.
Confucius Say ... A giraffe`s family reunion is called necks of kin.
Confucius Say ... Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
Confucius Say ... Deaf people have phone sex by fax.