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Confucius Say ... Woman who wear something from Victoria`s Secret, have no more secrets.

Confucius Say ... Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Confucius Say ... Man who live in glass house should change in basement.

Confucius Say ... Jokes become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.

Confucius Say ... Beauty is only a light switch away.

Confucius Say ... Whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher

Confucius Say ... Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

Confucius Say ... An award winning dentist will be given a little plaque

Confucius Say ... Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law`s face on the back of a milk carton.

Confucius Say ... Birds of a feather flock together...then crap on your car.

Confucius Say ... Woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

Confucius Say ... Virgin like balloon...one prick, all gone.

Confucius Say ... Woman who slides down banister, makes monkey shine.

Confucius Say ... men and spray paint alike... One squeeze and they`re all over you.

Confucius Say ... Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things.

Confucius Say ... Man who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

Confucius Say ... Patience is a naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

Confucius Say ... Prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

Confucius Say ... Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!

Confucius Say ... Those who say they sleep like a baby haven`t got one.