Confucius Say ... Best way to make wife`s panties wet every day, is to do the laundry.
Confucius Say ... Love everybody...not every body.
Confucius Say ... Woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.
Confucius Say ... wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn
Confucius Say ... Woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.
Confucius Say ... Woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers
Confucius Say ... Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...after a mediocre summer
Confucius Say ... Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
Confucius Say ... Heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.
Confucius Say ... Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy
Confucius Say ... Basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower
Confucius Say ... Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Confucius Say ... Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.
Confucius Say ... The best way for university student to turn their life completly around is to get 90 degrees.
Confucius Say ... Best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.
Confucius Say ... Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!
Confucius Say ... A 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.
Confucius Say ... A man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.
Confucius Say ... .... Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Confucius Say ... Man who put cream in tart is not necessarily baker.