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Confucius Say ... Man who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

Confucius Say ... Alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

Confucius Say ... lady who slide down bannister,get slivers by cracky !

Confucius Say ... Woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers

Confucius Say ... Every teenager should get a high school education. Even if they already know everything.

Confucius Say ... Company who make women`s vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

Confucius Say ... Religeous woman with hole in pocket, feel holy all day.

Confucius Say ... Banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

Confucius Say ... When TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

Confucius Say ... Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!

Confucius Say ... The palest ink is better than the best memory.

Confucius Say ... The definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

Confucius Say ... Woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

Confucius Say ... Cinderella would be bad at football. Her coach was a pumpkin.

Confucius Say ... Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Confucius Say ... A woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

Confucius Say ... woman is like jazz music---3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time.

Confucius Say ... Well done is better than well said.

Confucius Say ... Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

Confucius Say ... Beauty is only a light switch away.