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Confucius Say ... Homosexuals don`t play chess because they don`t want to sacrifice a Queen.

Confucius Say ... Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

Confucius Say ... A clean tie will attract the soup of the day.

Confucius Say ... Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Confucius Say ... Today`s dog in alley is tomorrow`s moo goo gai pan.

Confucius Say ... One who lacks the courage to start has already finished.

Confucius Say ... A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Confucius Say ... the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut

Confucius Say ... Jamaiccan proctologist is called Pok-e-mon

Confucius Say ... He who crosses the ocean twice without bathing is a dirty double crosser.

Confucius Say ... A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

Confucius Say ... You know you are a geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, I have that font.

Confucius Say ... Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Confucius Say ... Well done is better than well said.

Confucius Say ... There is one thing that all smart asses have in common... Wise Cracks

Confucius Say ... Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Confucius Say ... A Politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Confucius Say ... For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

Confucius Say ... Christmas trees are like priests...Their balls are just for decoration.

Confucius Say ... When you`ve seen one shopping center, you`ve seen a mall.