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Confucius Say ... A virgin, sleeping on a waterbed is called `cherry float`.

Confucius Say ... When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Confucius Say ... Dalmatians can`t play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

Confucius Say ... A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don`t get it.

Confucius Say ... Crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

Confucius Say ... In prison, best way to separate the men from the boys is with a crowbar

Confucius Say ... A drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic

Confucius Say ... Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law`s face on the back of a milk carton.

Confucius Say ... Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucius Say ... Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

Confucius Say ... Man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

Confucius Say ... Woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

Confucius Say ... ArtifIcial Insemination is procreation without recreation.

Confucius Say ... Man who do business in whore house , get jerked around

Confucius Say ... A relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

Confucius Say ... ‘Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Confucius Say ... He who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

Confucius Say ... A Cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

Confucius Say ... Man who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

Confucius Say ... Man who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.