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Confucius Say ... An Impotent Loser is one who can`t even get his hopes up.

Confucius Say ... There is one thing that all smart asses have in common... Wise Cracks

Confucius Say ... The fear of death keeps us from living, not from dying.

Confucius Say ... Man who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

Confucius Say ... Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time.

Confucius Say ... Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Confucius Say ... Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

Confucius Say ... girl who has sex in Egyptian tomb may soon become mummy

Confucius Say ... Man who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

Confucius Say ... Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

Confucius Say ... Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

Confucius Say ... The quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

Confucius Say ... Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...after a mediocre summer

Confucius Say ... Just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

Confucius Say ... The trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

Confucius Say ... Man who give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach will Abdicate.

Confucius Say ... Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face

Confucius Say ... Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

Confucius Say ... When wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

Confucius Say ... If a soda can goes to college, it will take fizz ed.