Confucius Say ... First breathe of love is the last breath of wisdom.
Confucius Say ... I ask wife for light lunch. She serve fireflys.
Confucius Say ... It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Confucius Say ... Man who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.
Confucius Say ... Surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary
Confucius Say ... Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants !
Confucius Say ... “Show off always shown up in showdown.
Confucius Say ... No time for your health today; no health for your time tomorrow.
Confucius Say ... Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time.
Confucius Say ... If you want your dreams to come true, don`t oversleep.
Confucius Say ... Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Confucius Say ... Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.
Confucius Say ... Tact is the unsaid part of what you`re thinking. Confusious say... Dog may be man`s best friend, but pussy not far behind.
Confucius Say ... Man with head up ass, can`t see for shit.
Confucius Say ... He who stick head in open window, gets pane in neck.
Confucius Say ... Winnie The Pooh will get angry if you stick your finger in his honey.
Confucius Say ... An `Areoplane Blonde` is one who has bleached her hair but still has a `black box`.
Confucius Say ... Man who smoke pot, choke on handle.
Confucius Say ... A Tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.
Confucius Say ... Learn to masturbate--come in handy.