Confucius Say ... Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
Confucius Say ... Men in a singles bar have one thing in common...they`re all married.
Confucius Say ... A perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.
Confucius Say ... girl who has sex in Egyptian tomb may soon become mummy
Confucius Say ... Karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.
Confucius Say ... The best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.
Confucius Say ... Beauty is only a light switch away.
Confucius Say ... Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy
Confucius Say ... Sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, `Stroke of Genius`.
Confucius Say ... The only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.
Confucius Say ... There is no future in writing a history book
Confucius Say ... Gay Austrailian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.
Confucius Say ... Some people are like blisters. They don`t show up until the work is done.
Confucius Say ... Man who fondle girl having period, get caught red handed.
Confucius Say ... Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.
Confucius Say ... Cinderella would be bad at football. Her coach was a pumpkin.
Confucius Say ... Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Confucius Say ... Every Amish woman`s private fantasy is two Mennonite.
Confucius Say ... Woman who marry detective must kiss dick.
Confucius Say ... .... woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ