Confucius Say ... Men are like Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Confucius Say ... Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Confucius Say ... If you open the door to a lesser evil, a greater one will slink in after it.
Confucius Say ... Girl who go on fishing trip with 6 men, come back with red snapper.
Confucius Say ... Man who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.
Confucius Say ... Man with a lisp will walk with a Lymph.
Confucius Say ... An egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.
Confucius Say ... Woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.
Confucius Say ... A woman will be Queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.
Confucius Say ... Getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.
Confucius Say ... Economy will go up and down when country is run by yo-yo`s
Confucius Say ... Always wear camouflage condoms: They won`t see you coming.
Confucius Say ... To ignore the facts, does not change the facts.
Confucius Say ... Always wear Stealth condoms...they`ll never see you coming.
Confucius Say ... The best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.
Confucius Say ... `Tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall
Confucius Say ... It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Confucius Say ... It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Confucius Say ... By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he`s too old to go anywhere.
Confucius Say ... “Show off always shown up in showdown.