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Confucius Say ... Love everybody...not every body.

Confucius Say ... Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Confucius Say ... The definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

Confucius Say ... The best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

Confucius Say ... The inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

Confucius Say ... A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

Confucius Say ... Gay Austrailian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

Confucius Say ... Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

Confucius Say ... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Confucius Say ... Keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Confucius Say ... Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

Confucius Say ... The difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.

Confucius Say ... Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Confucius Say ... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius Say ... You know you are a geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, I have that font.

Confucius Say ... Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Confucius Say ... Migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

Confucius Say ... At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

Confucius Say ... Man who masturbate only screwing himself.

Confucius Say ... Woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.