Confucius Say ... The only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back, is a police horse.
Confucius Say ... He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.
Confucius Say ... Woman who marry detective must kiss dick.
Confucius Say ... The difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.
Confucius Say ... An optimist is a man who hasn`t had many experiences yet.
Confucius Say ... The best defense against rape, is to beat off the attacker.
Confucius Say ... Prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.
Confucius Say ... When Indian Chief Shortcake died, squaw bury Shortcake
Confucius Say ... Cinderella would be bad at football. Her coach was a pumpkin.
Confucius Say ... The biggest room you have, is the room for improvement.
Confucius Say ... A humorous question on an exam is called Testicle.
Confucius Say ... Crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.
Confucius Say ... Sex is like a Ford Explorer. Going too fast may cause a roll-over injury
Confucius Say ... Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Confucius Say ... Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law`s face on the back of a milk carton.
Confucius Say ... Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
Confucius Say ... A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69.
Confucius Say ... Lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic
Confucius Say ... Beauty is only a light switch away.
Confucius Say ... Woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.