Confucius Say ... House without toilet is uncanny.
Confucius Say ... It`s OK for Schoolboy to masturbate, as long as it`s not against his Principal.
Confucius Say ... Today`s dog in alley is tomorrow`s moo goo gai pan
Confucius Say ... Girl who sits on Judge`s lap gets honorable discharge.
Confucius Say ... Knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.
Confucius Say ... the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut
Confucius Say ... Patience is a naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.
Confucius Say ... wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn
Confucius Say ... To circumcise a whale, send down four skin divers.
Confucius Say ... If you girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use a lubricant.
Confucius Say ... Man who keeps nose to the grindstone, have sharp boogers.
Confucius Say ... The only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.
Confucius Say ... A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.
Confucius Say ... Beauty is only a light switch away.
Confucius Say ... Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, dosen`t know if he`s coming or going.
Confucius Say ... To make egg roll, push it.
Confucius Say ... Happiness is a way station between too little and too much.
Confucius Say ... At a nudist wedding, you don`t have to ask - you can see who the best man is.
Confucius Say ... Woman who marry detective must kiss dick.
Confucius Say ... Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man are very much alike... both get to smell the goods, but neither one can eat it.