Confucius Say ... An Impotent Loser is one who can`t even get his hopes up.
Confucius Say ... An award winning dentist will be given a little plaque
Confucius Say ... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucius Say ... Happiness is not a destination, but a manner of traveling.
Confucius Say ... Amish woman`s secret fantasy is two Mennonite.
Confucius Say ... Man who get hit by car,get that run down feeling
Confucius Say ... Patience is a naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.
Confucius Say ... It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Confucius Say ... Best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.
Confucius Say ... Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
Confucius Say ... wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn
Confucius Say ... A virgin on waterbed is called a cherry float.
Confucius Say ... An Egotist a person more interested in himself than in me.
Confucius Say ... Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.
Confucius Say ... Man who give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach will Abdicate.
Confucius Say ... The toilet of the Star Ship Enterprise contains `the captains log`.
Confucius Say ... A smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is
Confucius Say ... Sex is like vacation....it never lasts long enough.
Confucius Say ... Alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.
Confucius Say ... If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.