Confucius Say ... Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things.
Confucius Say ... Student who study history, will find there is no future in it.
Confucius Say ... Since a lawyer joined our nudist colony, he hasn`t had a suit.
Confucius Say ... Happiness is a way station between too little and too much.
Confucius Say ... The supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.
Confucius Say ... ‘Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Confucius Say ... Girl`s best asset is her `lie` ability.
Confucius Say ... Sex on beach is like American beer...very near water.
Confucius Say ... A butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.
Confucius Say ... Man who make love to cash register, come into money.
Confucius Say ... To get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house
Confucius Say ... A man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Confucius Say ... If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.
Confucius Say ... Virgin like balloon...one prick, all gone.
Confucius Say ... Half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon
Confucius Say ... Woman who slides down banister, makes monkey shine.
Confucius Say ... A handkerchief should be called Cold storage.
Confucius Say ... A relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.
Confucius Say ... Man who put cream in tart is not necessarily baker.
Confucius Say ... Man who says he knows how to control a wife is called a bachelor.