Confucius Say ... Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
Confucius Say ... Man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.
Confucius Say ... The quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.
Confucius Say ... A bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.
Confucius Say ... To get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house
Confucius Say ... Men are like Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Confucius Say ... When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Confucius Say ... Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy
Confucius Say ... The heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.
Confucius Say ... Man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.
Confucius Say ... Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.
Confucius Say ... If you park, don`t drink, accidents cause people.
Confucius Say ... Prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.
Confucius Say ... People are like teabags - you don`t know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.
Confucius Say ... Man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.
Confucius Say ... He who hesitates is probably right.
Confucius Say ... Cows without legs are ground beef
Confucius Say ... Man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucius Say ... Christmas trees are like priests...Their balls are just for decoration.
Confucius Say ... Love everybody...not every body.