Confucius Say ... Happiness is a way station between too little and too much.
Confucius Say ... Gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.
Confucius Say ... The only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back, is a police horse.
Confucius Say ... A bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.
Confucius Say ... Men in a singles bar have one thing in common...they`re all married.
Confucius Say ... Gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy much alike. Both can smell it, but they can`t eat it.
Confucius Say ... People who say they never fart, are full of hot air.
Confucius Say ... Man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.
Confucius Say ... Girl who go on fishing trip with 6 men, come back with red snapper.
Confucius Say ... If woman meets a bachelor who thinks he`s God`s gift, she should exchange him.
Confucius Say ... Sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, `Stroke of Genius`.
Confucius Say ... Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
Confucius Say ... The wise speak when they have something to say, the fools speak when they have to say something.
Confucius Say ... The difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.
Confucius Say ... Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand
Confucius Say ... Constipated People Don`t Give A Crap.
Confucius Say ... Character is like a fence...it cannot be strengthened by whitewash.
Confucius Say ... Balloon factory will go out of business if it can`t keep up with inflation.
Confucius Say ... Woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.
Confucius Say ... Woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.