Confucius Say ... Man who give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach will Abdicate.
Confucius Say ... A perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.
Confucius Say ... A Tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.
Confucius Say ... An Egotist a person more interested in himself than in me.
Confucius Say ... An Impotent Loser is a man who can`t even get his hopes up.
Confucius Say ... Early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy... but a social loser.
Confucius Say ... Half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon
Confucius Say ... The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary
Confucius Say ... A chicken is the result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.
Confucius Say ... He who stick head in open window, gets pane in neck.
Confucius Say ... He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
Confucius Say ... Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Confucius Say ... Whoever gossips to you, will gossip about you.
Confucius Say ... Girl`s best asset is her `lie` ability.
Confucius Say ... Those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Confucius Say ... Vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.
Confucius Say ... Amish woman`s secret fantasy is two Mennonite.
Confucius Say ... Cows without legs are ground beef
Confucius Say ... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucius Say ... Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy.Ask waitress for application.