Confucius Say ... A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
Confucius Say ... The perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm
Confucius Say ... Many arguments have two sides, but no end.
Confucius Say ... The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Confucius Say ... An Egotist a person more interested in himself than in me.
Confucius Say ... Girl who go on fishing trip with 6 men, come back with red snapper.
Confucius Say ... Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
Confucius Say ... He who light the fuse of love, get big bang.
Confucius Say ... Don`t confuse an open mind with one that`s vacant.
Confucius Say ... A vagina is like a very small hotel. One must leave his bag outside.
Confucius Say ... The difference between wives and husbands is, Wives want to videotape the birth of their child. Husbands want to videotape the conception.
Confucius Say ... Women are like rocks......We skip the flat ones.
Confucius Say ... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucius Say ... Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
Confucius Say ... Woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.
Confucius Say ... Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Confucius Say ... Never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.
Confucius Say ... Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.
Confucius Say ... Best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.
Confucius Say ... The worst thing about oral sex is the view