Confucius Say ... A practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.
Confucius Say ... House without toilet is uncanny.
Confucius Say ... Putting teenager in prison, won`t stop his face from breaking out.
Confucius Say ... `tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet
Confucius Say ... Some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.
Confucius Say ... Miners with illuminated helmets, will feel lightheaded.
Confucius Say ... Question Authority and the Authorities will question You.
Confucius Say ... To ignore the facts, does not change the facts.
Confucius Say ... A Tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.
Confucius Say ... A virgin on waterbed is called a cherry float.
Confucius Say ... He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
Confucius Say ... Oral sex makes one`s day, but anal sex makes one`s hole weak.
Confucius Say ... Ratio of an igloo`s circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi
Confucius Say ... The worst thing about oral sex is the view
Confucius Say ... The heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.
Confucius Say ... The toilet of the Star Ship Enterprise contains `the captains log`.
Confucius Say ... Man who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.
Confucius Say ... lady who slide down bannister,get slivers by cracky !
Confucius Say ... A man`s last will and testiment is a dead give away.
Confucius Say ... Woman who wear something from Victoria`s Secret, have no more secrets.