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Confucius Say ... Whoever gossips to you, will gossip about you.

Confucius Say ... A Tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

Confucius Say ... A Rubix cube is like a penis. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

Confucius Say ... Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

Confucius Say ... If you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

Confucius Say ... The best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

Confucius Say ... Don`t assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

Confucius Say ... The definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

Confucius Say ... Prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

Confucius Say ... Epileptic lettuce farmer makes Seizure Salad.

Confucius Say ... Men are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

Confucius Say ... Viagra is like Disneyland... a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Confucius Say ... A Magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what`s coming in the next issue.

Confucius Say ... Surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary

Confucius Say ... Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Confucius Say ... The only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back, is a police horse.

Confucius Say ... A woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

Confucius Say ... If a bulldog and a shitsu are mated, it would be called a bullshit.

Confucius Say ... Never argue with a women when she`s tired -- or rested.

Confucius Say ... Man who give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach will Abdicate.