Confucius Say ... Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.
Confucius Say ... If you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.
Confucius Say ... Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.
Confucius Say ... When you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
Confucius Say ... If you don`t want anyone to get your goat, don`t let them know where you have it tied.
Confucius Say ... Man who make love to cash register, come into money.
Confucius Say ... The wise speak when they have something to say, the fools speak when they have to say something.
Confucius Say ... Man with poor vision can date anyone.
Confucius Say ... An optimist is a person who doesn`t understand the enormity of the problem.
Confucius Say ... Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
Confucius Say ... A bachelor is a man who comes to work from a different direction each morning.
Confucius Say ... Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
Confucius Say ... learn to masturbate...come in handy.
Confucius Say ... He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
Confucius Say ... men and spray paint alike... One squeeze and they`re all over you.
Confucius Say ... Woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.
Confucius Say ... Never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.
Confucius Say ... New York manufacturer of gentlemen`s headwear is called Manhatten.
Confucius Say ... An Arch Criminal is one who robs shoe stores.
Confucius Say ... Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.