Confucius Say ... When you`ve seen one shopping center, you`ve seen a mall.
Confucius Say ... A humorous question on an exam is called Testicle.
Confucius Say ... A Greek tampon is called Abzorba the Leak.
Confucius Say ... Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!
Confucius Say ... The opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the Circumvent.
Confucius Say ... Happiness is not a destination, but a manner of traveling.
Confucius Say ... A bicycle can`t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
Confucius Say ... Women are like rocks......We skip the flat ones.
Confucius Say ... A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.
Confucius Say ... The palest ink is better than the best memory.
Confucius Say ... Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
Confucius Say ... Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds.
Confucius Say ... Cinderella would be bad at football. Her coach was a pumpkin.
Confucius Say ... An Impotent Loser is one who can`t even get his hopes up.
Confucius Say ... He who hesitates is probably right.
Confucius Say ... Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
Confucius Say ... hole happy, whole body happy Confucious Say: Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. Confucious Say: When Einstein stared at his cousin`s boobs, he discovered `Theory of Relative Titty`.
Confucius Say ... A Rental Car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.
Confucius Say ... Husband who sleep on couch last night, have hard time today.
Confucius Say ... He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.