Confucius Say ... Woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.
Confucius Say ... Deaf people have phone sex by fax.
Confucius Say ... Women and rocks are very much alike. We skip the flat ones.
Confucius Say ... girl who has sex in Egyptian tomb may soon become mummy
Confucius Say ... Never marry a woman with big hands. It will make your dick look smaller
Confucius Say ... Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.
Confucius Say ... Surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary
Confucius Say ... Never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.
Confucius Say ... Bad singers break into song because they can`t find the key.
Confucius Say ... A 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.
Confucius Say ... Woman who dance while wearing a jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
Confucius Say ... Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!
Confucius Say ... men and spray paint alike... One squeeze and they`re all over you.
Confucius Say ... Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
Confucius Say ... The biggest room you have, is the room for improvement.
Confucius Say ... A Church`s bills are always Due unto others
Confucius Say ... Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Confucius Say ... A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius Say ... It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Confucius Say ... Never argue with a fool...he may be doing the same thing.