Confucius Say ... All`s fear in love and war.
Confucius Say ... Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law`s face on the back of a milk carton.
Confucius Say ... Student who study history, will find there is no future in it.
Confucius Say ... Chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.
Confucius Say ... There is one thing that all smart asses have in common... Wise Cracks
Confucius Say ... Grandchildren are God`s reward for not killing your children.
Confucius Say ... Newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.
Confucius Say ... Tact is the unsaid part of what you`re thinking. Confusious say... Dog may be man`s best friend, but pussy not far behind.
Confucius Say ... 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is 1 Lite year.
Confucius Say ... A prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.
Confucius Say ... Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
Confucius Say ... The Opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.
Confucius Say ... Just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.
Confucius Say ... Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy...
Confucius Say ... An airplane girl is a blonde who has a black box
Confucius Say ... Constipated People Don`t Give A Crap.
Confucius Say ... Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Confucius Say ... Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Confucius Say ... Beauty is only a light switch away.
Confucius Say ... A man`s last will and testiment is a dead give away.