Confucius Say ... Man who kisses girl`s behind, get a crack in the face.
Confucius Say ... Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.
Confucius Say ... A speech is like a bicycle wheel...the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.
Confucius Say ... The perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm
Confucius Say ... the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut
Confucius Say ... A chicken is the result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.
Confucius Say ... Man who keeps nose to the grindstone, have sharp boogers.
Confucius Say ... If you want your dreams to come true, don`t oversleep.
Confucius Say ... Mother Nature`s best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.
Confucius Say ... Never cut the rope that can be simply untied.
Confucius Say ... A man`s last will and testiment is a dead give away.
Confucius Say ... When one man rub lotion on another man, it is called Men-Gay.
Confucius Say ... Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.
Confucius Say ... House without toilet is uncanny.
Confucius Say ... An Impotent Loser is a man who can`t even get his hopes up.
Confucius Say ... army like blow job closer to discharge you get, the better it feels
Confucius Say ... If a soda can goes to college, it will take fizz ed.
Confucius Say ... A virgin, sleeping on a waterbed is called `cherry float`.
Confucius Say ... Self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.
Confucius Say ... Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong