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Crapday I crapped my pants sitting in rush hour traffic. It really sucked walking into work then telling them I wasn't feeling well and waddeling out. Life Expereinces Category S**T Happens

Drivers license I got pulled over the cop asked for my drivers license. I showed him, he asked me to step out of the car and kept looking at me. Then said are you sure this is you. It was from 4 years ago, I have gained about 100 pounds. Life Expereinces Category This Sucks

Examined I did one of those multiple choice exams where you fill out the slots on another page. When I got the exam back I had failed really bad, so in a rage I tore it up.
The next day I spoke to my TA and he told me that it was probably a mistake, sometimes people shift them down one row. He said if I bring in the exam they will look at it for me, unfortunetly its in the garbage in a million pieces Life Expereinces Category This Sucks

Friday Night Out last week, waiting in line to get into one of the hottest clubs. I was dressed up in a new dress and looking and feeling good. Then the guy behind me suddenly bent over and barffed all over my shoes. I had to go home to change and clean up. Life Expereinces Category Life Sucks

Bleeping plunge I was over a a guys house for a date. Before we went out I asked to use the bathroom, because I thought it some gas. Turned out to be diarrhea and it went all over his toilet and it wouldn't flush. I came out and we went out to have a great evening all the while I was thinking what a mess I had left for him at home. Life Expereinces Category Romance Relationships