Boyfriend My boyfriend called and said he doesn't know if he should break up with me. I asked why and he said he just doesn't know. Life Expereinces Category Love
Wiped out I had just eaten a hotdog and had no napkins. I decided to use a leaf instead, to wipe my hands. I grabbed the leaf only to see it was covered in white poop from a bird.
Life Expereinces Category Everything Else
Pickup pizza wrongs I ordered a pizza for pickup. Went to pick it up only to find out I was at the wrong location. Life Expereinces Category My Life
Eat alone My girlfriend never showed up for our anniversary dinner that I had arranged on our anniversary I was so mad I never answered her calls the next day. Then she accused me of missing our anniversary. Turns out she thought it was on the 8th and I had thought it was on the 7th. Life Expereinces Category Life Sucks
Poles Went out for lunch yesterday and was walking with a group of people. I was so involved in my conversation that I ran into a street sign head first full speed. Life Expereinces Category Food and Drinks