Poles Went out for lunch yesterday and was walking with a group of people. I was so involved in my conversation that I ran into a street sign head first full speed. Life Expereinces Category Food and Drinks
Trip I've been dating a girl I don't know how to break up with. I decided to book a trip by myself for a couple of week and hopefully she would get the hint. I of course told her about it and the details. The day of the trip I didn't see her and thought, wow this worked.
When I got to my hotel, they said to me the misses has already checked in yesterday and is waiting for you. And she was... Life Expereinces Category My Money
Eat alone My girlfriend never showed up for our anniversary dinner that I had arranged on our anniversary I was so mad I never answered her calls the next day. Then she accused me of missing our anniversary. Turns out she thought it was on the 8th and I had thought it was on the 7th. Life Expereinces Category Life Sucks
Sleep Life My wife was having trouble falling asleep, so I asked her if there is anything I can do to help.
She said yes that I can tell her about my day, that usually puts her to sleep Life Expereinces Category Random Rants
Bleeping plunge I was over a a guys house for a date. Before we went out I asked to use the bathroom, because I thought it some gas. Turned out to be diarrhea and it went all over his toilet and it wouldn't flush. I came out and we went out to have a great evening all the while I was thinking what a mess I had left for him at home. Life Expereinces Category Romance Relationships