Plane Problem I was off on a business trip for a week, and my girlfriend agreed to drive me to the airport. We had been waiting together in the airport lounge to say goodbye. Time was running out and I made a quick dash to get onboard. I got in my seat and realized there was something in my pocket. It was the keys to her car. Life Expereinces Category Random Rants
Pregnany My wife had missed her period and was gaining weight over the last few months. Went to the doctor and it turns out she is 4 month pregant. I had my tubes tied so it was really unexpected. Life Expereinces Category Everything Else
Shorty I'm a short to average height guy. I was on a crowded bus when the bus hit the brakes suddenly. I was pushed into the talelr women next to me. My face landed right in here breast area and she gave me odd looks the rest of the ride home Life Expereinces Category Everything Else
Job interview I was at an old office building applying for a job. After waiting to be called into the bosses office he opened the door. He was a gentle looking old guy like my grandfather, with his arms wide open gestured to me, thinking he wanted a hug greeting, I went in for a hug. He pulled back, turns out he was just calling me in. Life Expereinces Category My Work
Dollar bills I had the runs and went to use the public washroom.
I just finished when I realized there was no Toilet paper.
The only paper around was the 10 dollar bill I had on me.
It was an expensive crap Life Expereinces Category S**T Happens