Dollar bills I had the runs and went to use the public washroom.
I just finished when I realized there was no Toilet paper.
The only paper around was the 10 dollar bill I had on me.
It was an expensive crap Life Expereinces Category S**T Happens
Boyfriend My boyfriend called and said he doesn't know if he should break up with me. I asked why and he said he just doesn't know. Life Expereinces Category Love
Play it again I saw a hot girl walking down the street. I was carrying my guitar and decided I would pull it out and play a quick tune for her as she go closer.
As I was hurrily opening my guitar case I slipped and fell on top of it and broke the neck of my guitar.
I got the girls attention Life Expereinces Category Life in General
Dating I was on the prefect date, everything was going smooth until the end when the waited brought me the bill. I had forgotten my wallet. Life Expereinces Category S**T Happens
DUMPed My girlfriend dumped me after a year and a half.
I didn't know why until one of her friends told me she had filled out an online survey and found we were incompatible
Life Expereinces Category Love