HOV lane I had placed my winter jacket in the passenger seat of my car to puffed up to look like a second person. Turns out the police look for these types of things and I got pulled over and they didn't find it funny at all. Life Expereinces Category Random Rants
Smoking Wife My wife quit smoking recently. When I asked her what the main motivation was she replied second hand smoke is really bad, I didn't want the pet dog to get sick.
We also have 2 kids... Life Expereinces Category Random Thoughts
Blocked I was in IM with a girl when she asked how to block someone from IM. I explained only to find myself blocked afterwards. Life Expereinces Category It Hurts when
Bride not to be I was supposed to be getting married this weekend. All was well until my maid of honor called me and said I can be in your wedding, I have something to tell you. 'I had a one night stand with your finance six months ago.' We had been together for 5 years. Life Expereinces Category This Sucks
Eat alone My girlfriend never showed up for our anniversary dinner that I had arranged on our anniversary I was so mad I never answered her calls the next day. Then she accused me of missing our anniversary. Turns out she thought it was on the 8th and I had thought it was on the 7th. Life Expereinces Category Life Sucks