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Plane Problem I was off on a business trip for a week, and my girlfriend agreed to drive me to the airport. We had been waiting together in the airport lounge to say goodbye. Time was running out and I made a quick dash to get onboard. I got in my seat and realized there was something in my pocket. It was the keys to her car. Life Expereinces Category Random Rants

Wiped out I had just eaten a hotdog and had no napkins. I decided to use a leaf instead, to wipe my hands. I grabbed the leaf only to see it was covered in white poop from a bird.
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Rush to work I woke up and realized that I was really late. I hurried out the door didn't shave, had wrinkled cloths go to my work. Went to the meeting thinking I was jsut making it on time. When I arrived I was the only one there I asked if the meeting had been cancelled they said no. Then I looked at my cell phone time, and reallized it was daylight saving time. Life Expereinces Category My Work

Girl found I recently ran into a girl from one of my college classes. She was the one I was crazy about and always wanted to ask out. I had talked to her several times and really felt we had a great connection. I went up to her and said 'Hi Lisa, it been a while. I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime.' Her response was 'Who are you?' It had only been 4 months since the class ended Life Expereinces Category Random Rants

DUMPed My girlfriend dumped me after a year and a half.
I didn't know why until one of her friends told me she had filled out an online survey and found we were incompatible
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