Plane Problem I was off on a business trip for a week, and my girlfriend agreed to drive me to the airport. We had been waiting together in the airport lounge to say goodbye. Time was running out and I made a quick dash to get onboard. I got in my seat and realized there was something in my pocket. It was the keys to her car. Life Expereinces Category Random Rants
Power alarm My alarm clock didn't go off this morning. The power had gone out and I guess it had reset to 12:00. I ended up getting out of bed at 7:30am which was really about 10:00am and getting to work very late. My boss said doesn't the clock blink after it goes out?
Life Expereinces Category My Life
Boyfriend Mints My boyfriend told me he had a present for me for tonight. I was all excited, he told me to close my eyes and handed me a pack of breath mints. Does that mean my breathe stinks? Life Expereinces Category Life Sucks
Chair scare Sitting at work I leaned over to get something from the other side of my desk. My chair rolled out from under me and I rolled out onto the floor. Life Expereinces Category My Work
Car park I was returning home from work and found a car parked in my parking spot. I ended up parking in the visitors parking and then walked by and spit several times on the car in my spot.
Upon walking through the door my wife ran to greet me and said my parents dropped by to show us their new car, they parked in your spot I hope you don't mind. Life Expereinces Category Life in General