Shorty I'm a short to average height guy. I was on a crowded bus when the bus hit the brakes suddenly. I was pushed into the talelr women next to me. My face landed right in here breast area and she gave me odd looks the rest of the ride home Life Expereinces Category Everything Else
Glasses I usually wear contacts but I didn't have time to put them in today. While wearing my glasses I ran into a girl I really like. She said she loves my glasses because they MAKE me look smarter. Does that mean she does thinks I'm not. Life Expereinces Category It Hurts when
Spring Cleaning I was speaking to my girlfriend, she was telling me that sometimes things get old and they need to be changed. I thought she meant clothes or material things. I told her yes time to get rid of useless things its spring time, she then told me its over and hung up. Life Expereinces Category My Life
Power alarm My alarm clock didn't go off this morning. The power had gone out and I guess it had reset to 12:00. I ended up getting out of bed at 7:30am which was really about 10:00am and getting to work very late. My boss said doesn't the clock blink after it goes out?
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Zipper Slipper I meet my girlfriends parents for the first time last weekend. I was invited over for I nice dinner and evening meeting. I dressed up looked good. When they opened the door I was greeted by both and invited in. As I stood there I noticed they kept glancing down, and so did I only to notice my zipper was undone showing my bright yellow boxer shorts hanging out. Life Expereinces Category S**T Happens