Coffee on me I had just purchased a coffee and was walking to work. There had been a long line and I went to check the time on my watch. Unfortunetly the watch was on the same hand as I was holding the coffee and as I turned my wrist the coffee split all over me. A guy passing by said to me happy Monday. Life Expereinces Category S**T Happens
My boyfriend dumped me My boyfriend dumped me for another girl he met online.
He hadn't actually met the girl yet.
Then a week later he came crawling back to me begging to be together again.
To bad for him I guess the internet girl wasn't what she had made her self out to be. Life Expereinces Category Love
Butt dial I was telling my friend how much I was in love with this girl. That I wanted to make love to her, and all that. Later my grilfriend called and dumped me, my cell had called her friend, and she had heard everything. Life Expereinces Category Friends Family
Boyfriend or not I was out with my boyfriend at the mall. I was shopping for a swimsuit and asked him 'Does this make me look fat?' .
There was an anser 'you should try it on', turns out my boyfriend had wandered off and the guy standing there who answered was just some random guy walking by.
Life Expereinces Category Random Rants
Wiped out I had just eaten a hotdog and had no napkins. I decided to use a leaf instead, to wipe my hands. I grabbed the leaf only to see it was covered in white poop from a bird.
Life Expereinces Category Everything Else