They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
Now she's at rest and so am I
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.
I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!