Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.
Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.
Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.
Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock and she blows.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.