They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!
You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.
Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!
I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
You love nature in spite of what it did to you?
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear.
When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."
I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?