I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.
Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!
Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.
Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.
I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!
Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.