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You're very smart. You have brains you never used.

Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?

You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.

Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!

Have you been shopping lately?.........They are selling lives at the should get one

You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!

Hey, act your age -- senile!

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.

You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!

We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.