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Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?

You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?

Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

You're so ugly you'd make a train take a dirt road!

Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?

You Asked For My Number I Said. 1-800 Dream On !!

Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!

Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.

You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.

You're very smart. You have brains you never used.