Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe thatmany people are to blame for producing you.
Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!
Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
You will never be able to live down to your reputation!
The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.
Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!
You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.