Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.
Are your parents siblings?
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
Sit down and give your mind a rest.
I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.
I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."
Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me.
Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.