You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
Eventually, you will get what you asked for.
I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.