Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.
Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!
All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
A doughnut short of being a cop.
After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!