You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.
Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate
You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
Who wears your GOOD clothes?
Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.
Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away.
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
A 20th century man... The guy has no future.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.