She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits
Now she's at rest and so am I
Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
A couple of slates short of a full roof.
I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.
You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.
You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
You add to, not diminish, pain!
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
The stupid person's idea of a clever person.
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.
You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
A couple of slates short of a full roof.