If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in the ocean
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to comit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
You're so dumb you think socialism means partying!
Hey jerk! You are driving a car, not a phone booth
They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.