When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?
The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!
Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.
I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!
Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
Yo momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.