You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
You love nature in spite of what it did to you?
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?
A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
Yo momma's so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appitite!
Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear.
Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back!