Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
A couple of slates short of a full roof.
You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!
I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
A day late and a dollar short.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.