Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.
You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!
Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in the ocean
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
You're so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
Now she's at rest and so am I
Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.
Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.
You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!