You will never be able to live down to your reputation!
Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.
The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
What's the latest dope -- besides you?
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.