I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn
You will never be able to live down to your reputation!
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
A couplet short of a sonnet.
Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out.
You're so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!
Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.