I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.
The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her pants.
A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her pants.
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck.
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
You're so ugly you'd make a train take a dirt road!
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.