The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock'll do.
The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in the ocean
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more
It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I'll think so.
The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke!