I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".
I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.
If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at
A couplet short of a sonnet.
You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.