Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!
You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?
I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck.
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!