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You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!

You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!

Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go burry it"!

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

I admire your because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief and a cheat.

Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.

In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.

Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.

Eventually, you will get what you asked for.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe