You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!
You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!
Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go burry it"!
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
I admire your because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief and a cheat.
Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.
In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
Eventually, you will get what you asked for.
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe