I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!
Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!
Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.
Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!