Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.
You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.
Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!
A cup and saucer short of a place setting.
We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.