You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets laid all over the country.
Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.
The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
You're so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!
Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.