When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
Who wears your CLEAN clothes?
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.
Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
What's the latest dope -- besides you?
When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!
Yo momma's so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.
You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!