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Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

A couple of slates short of a full roof.

You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.

You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!

I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

A day late and a dollar short.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.

Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!

You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.