It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to take off your shoes to shit!
You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at
I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!
Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.