You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be contiued!
You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!
What's the latest dope -- besides you?
You're so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!
You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.