Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
You're so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
You grow on people -- like a wart!
Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.
No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.