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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker ?

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

They say it is better to give than to receive. I say it depends on the gift.

I wonder what God was thinking when he came up with the idea of pubic hair.

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.

People tell me I'm childish but I think they're just being poopyheads.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

Have you seen the latest Jane Fonda video ? It's called Didn't Work Out.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

I love to give homemade gifts...which one of the kids would you like?

Some people are discovered, others are found out.

I am not honking because I love Jesus - I'm honking 'cause you can't drive

At rifle competitions, the best team always wins by a long shot.

Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana.

When I was a kid, I had so many pimples, blind people would try to read my face.

Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.

I'm not saying you're lazy, but you should try out for "American Idle."

NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, coughing, why-oh-why-is-the-room-spinning medicine.