Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.
Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
Men... you can't live with them, you can't have hetrosexual sex without them.
Don't Be Sexist. Broads hate that.
There's nothing wrong with the younger generation that twenty years or so won't cure.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants.
I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese.
Learn from your parents' mistakes ...use birth control.
Why don't you let that hole under your nose heal up?
When I was a kid, my dad used to beat me with a camera. I still have flashbacks.
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
Ladies, when you're climbing the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress.
God gave men muscles because he gave women strength.
I asked my mailman why my letters were all wet...he said "postage dew".
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them.
Sex is nobody's business except for the three people involved.
Together we can lick pornography.
Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom?
AOL reminds me of an old girlfriend. Just when I think the connection has been established, it suddenly says, Goodbye.