A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river" With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river"And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river"He sat down The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River"