A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel The only hotel in the town has only one room available Priest: Sister, I dont think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room Ill sleep on the lounge and you have the bed Nun: I think that would be okay They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room Ten minutes later Nun: Father, Im terribly cold Priest: Okay, Ill get you a blanket (He does) Ten minutes laterNun: Father, Im still terribly cold Priest: Okay Sister, Ill get you another blanket (He does) Ten minutes later Nun: Father, Im still terribly cold I dont think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wif e just for this one nightPriest: Youre probably rightget up and get your own blanket