When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was ademagogueWhen that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evilempire, I knew he was a dangerous kookWhen that fool Reagan said that we could end the Cold War byescalating the arms race, I knew the odds favored nuclearannihilationWhen the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiatedits past, I knew it was all Gorbachevs genius, and that fool Reaganhad nothing to do with itBecause if that fool Reagan was right all alongwhat kind of fool am I?