Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently or to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs17 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs21 to flame the spell checkers49 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list20 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames32 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to altlitebulb69 to demand that cross posting to altgrammar, altspelling and altpunctuation about changing light bul bs be stopped41 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this mail list106 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty12 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs8 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs2 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list15 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add pointedly, "Me Too"6 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy9 to quote the "Me Toos" and happily add, "Me Three!"3 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ1 to propose new altchangelitebulb newsgroup24 to say this is just what altphysiccold_fusion was meant for, leave it here53 votes for altlitebulb