College I told my mother I got accepted into several colleges. She threw a surprise party for me and invited all of my friends and a bunch of family members. I don't know when I will tell her that I had made it up.. Life Expereinces Category Brag About it
Checking out girl I pulled into the gas station to fill up and there were some really hot girls in a car next to me.
I got out and was looking at them, filled up my car and smiled.
Then when I went to get back into my car I realized I had locked the keys in the car.
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Wiped out I had just eaten a hotdog and had no napkins. I decided to use a leaf instead, to wipe my hands. I grabbed the leaf only to see it was covered in white poop from a bird.
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Boyfriend I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at work today. I showed up for lunch only to find his friends wispering and laughing. He was really surprised and asked if I had got his message. I hadn't checked my messages yet and he just said you should check them. I did and he had dumped me over the phone earlier.. Life Expereinces Category Love
Parents car I had borrowed my parents car to go out. I bought some condoms from the drug store. I was looking for them in my room when I realized that I had left the package in the car yesterday and my mom has taken the car to work today. . Life Expereinces Category Life Sucks
Text love I was feeling really emotional and wrote a long text message to my boyfriend. I told him everything how much he meant to me, how I wanted to spend my life with him...
His reply was 'are you drunk?'. Life Expereinces Category Food and Drinks
Bleeping plunge I was over a a guys house for a date. Before we went out I asked to use the bathroom, because I thought it some gas. Turned out to be diarrhea and it went all over his toilet and it wouldn't flush. I came out and we went out to have a great evening all the while I was thinking what a mess I had left for him at home.. Life Expereinces Category Romance Relationships
New Car I recently got a new car. I was driving today and it seemed to be going slower than usual. I hit the gas and made it to work. I noticed the ! mark on and thought it was an alert like the check engine or something. Called my husband and he told me that I driven with the emergency brake on.. Life Expereinces Category S**T Happens
Coffee on me I had just purchased a coffee and was walking to work. There had been a long line and I went to check the time on my watch. Unfortunetly the watch was on the same hand as I was holding the coffee and as I turned my wrist the coffee split all over me. A guy passing by said to me happy Monday.. Life Expereinces Category S**T Happens
Bug me I wanted a quick snack and found an open bag of chips in the kitchen. Figuring it was left earlier by on of my roommates I started to eat them. No looking at them until I had a tingling feeling on my lips. It was an ant, I looked in the bag and there were many more.. Life Expereinces Category Random Rants