Bleeping plunge I was over a a guys house for a date. Before we went out I asked to use the bathroom, because I thought it some gas. Turned out to be diarrhea and it went all over his toilet and it wouldn't flush. I came out and we went out to have a great evening all the while I was thinking what a mess I had left for him at home.. Life Expereinces Category Romance Relationships
Sales I was gone on a sale trip for 2 weeks. When I got home I took my 4 yr old out for an ice cream. She said Daddy #2 had taken last week to the same place. My wife has some explaining to do.. Life Expereinces Category Life Sucks
Smoking Wife My wife quit smoking recently. When I asked her what the main motivation was she replied second hand smoke is really bad, I didn't want the pet dog to get sick.
We also have 2 kids.... Life Expereinces Category Random Thoughts
Girlfriend I asked my GF why someone as good looking as her is with me, she replied opposites attract. Life Expereinces Category Random Rants
Pickup pizza wrongs I ordered a pizza for pickup. Went to pick it up only to find out I was at the wrong location.. Life Expereinces Category My Life
Track pants I wore a pair of button up pants with the buttons running the full length of them. My friend as a joke decided to pull them open and ended up ripping out the buttons. Then we had to take the subway and bus with me holding them from falling down the whole 1.5 hour ride until I got home to change.. Life Expereinces Category This Sucks
Skip day I had called in sick to go out with some friends I hadn't seen in a while and one I hadn't seen for almost 2 years who was back in town for the week. She told me she getting married and told me her new last name. Oddly it was the same as my bosses, and when I asked if they might be related it turns out to be his uncle. . Life Expereinces Category My Work
Boyfriend My boyfriend called and said he doesn't know if he should break up with me. I asked why and he said he just doesn't know.. Life Expereinces Category Love
Lost weight I've been dieting for 3 months now, at first I lost a few pounds then they stopped coming off. All together I've lost about 15 pounds. Today someone at work finally noticed, by telling me they like what I was wearing even though I had worn it many times before.. Life Expereinces Category Confessions
Text love I was feeling really emotional and wrote a long text message to my boyfriend. I told him everything how much he meant to me, how I wanted to spend my life with him...
His reply was 'are you drunk?'. Life Expereinces Category Food and Drinks