A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers Engineer: Whats with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I dont know, but Ive never seen such ineptitude! Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper Lets have a word with him [dramatic pause] Hi George Say, whats with that group ahead of us? Theyre rather slow, arent they? George: Oh, yes, thats a group of blind fire fighters They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime The group was silent for a moment Pastor: Thats so sad I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight Doctor: Good idea And Im going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if theres anything he can do for them Engineer: Why cant these guys play at night?