A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long timeThe dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we cant have services for an animal in the church, but Ill tell you what, theres a new denomination down the road apiece, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe theyll do something for the animal" Muldoon said "Ill go right now By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?" Father Patrick replied "Why didnt you tell me the dog was Catholic"