A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a rideAfter traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspectionThe truck inspection revealed the truck had slick tires; no horn; no head, tail or signal lights; no windshield wipers Also, it was overloaded and had bad brakes"Mister," the patrolman said to the driver, "I think the best way to charge you is hauling wood without a truck"