A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work" An Englishman said, "We are far more advanced than you We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks" The Irishman says, "Thats nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another mans body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks" The American says, "Well hell, thats nothin We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin for work!"