When they arrived at the therapists office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles and hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the therapist went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down Afterwards, the wife sat there - speechless He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened The therapist spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!" The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays"