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A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe As the horses were crossing a small stream, the womans horse mis-steps and jostles the mans wife Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes Finally, he states, "Thats one" The man remounts his horse and they continue their rideA bit further down the path, the womans horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "Thats two!" He returns to his saddle and they move onAs the afternoon sun began to set, the womans horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope The man dismounts, moves to the womans horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man Moving to the front o f the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "Thats three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse deadThe woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "Thats terrible, why would you do such a thing!"The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "Thats one!"

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