A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "lets have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes "Well," says the vet "Im going to have to put him down" "Just because hes cross-eyed?" says the man "No, because hes heavy," says the vet