This old lady was complaining to her friend about a little problem she had with vaginal itch Her friend suggested that maybe she had an STD The old lady replied "thats impossible because I am a virgin" To solve the problem the old lady went to the doctor for check up After the exam the doctor said: " I have good news and bad news, thegood news is that you are clean of all STDS The bad news is that you have fruit flies because your cherry is rotten"