A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper He sits down and orders a beer After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! "Holy cow! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out the window!" The bartender does nothing So the man takes another sip A minute later the same guy walks in, orders another drink, chugs it, and jumps out the window again "Jesus! He just jumped again!" The bartender ignores the man So the man sits puzzled The guy comes back into the bar, and orders another drink "How did you survive that jump?""I ordered a floatie drink, if you drink it in a certain amount of time, you can float" So the guy quickly orders a floatie drink He takes it from the bartender, and chugs it He then jumps out the window andSPLAT! Right on the sidewalk! The Bartender then say s, "You know, Supermanyou can be a real jerk when youre drunk"