A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible Whats the problem?" "My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000" "Gee, thats tough," he replied "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000" "Wow Two parents gone in two months No wonder youre depressed" "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000" "Three close family members lost in three months? How sad" "Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing!"