Jokes Baby jokes Share on Facebook Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately,

Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnnys family to come over and see their new baby Little Johnnys parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors He said "Now, son that poor baby was born without any ears I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears or I am really going to spank you when we get back home" "I promise not to mention his ears at all" said Little Johnny At the neighbors home, Little Johnny leaned over in the crib and touched the babys hand He looked at its mother and said "Oh What a Beautiful little baby" The mother said "Thank you very much, Little Johnny" He then said, "this baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet Why just look at his pretty little eyes Did his doctor say that he can see good?" The Mother said "why, yes Johnny his doctor said he has 20/20 vision Little Johnny said "well, its a darn good thing, cause he sure couldnt wear glasses!!!

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